Contest: Name That Picture

I'm running a contest that is open to all readers of this blog. Take a good look at the picture above, copied from the Greenville News. Your job is to come up with an appropriate caption and post it in the comments. Let your creative juices flow. Humor is welcomed; multiple submissions will be accepted.

My spouse and I will pick the winning caption, which will be announced at a future date. If we get enough interesting submissions, we may allow a "Readers' Choice," as well.

Have fun!